Machete

I enjoyed all the cameos by interesting actors, Bobby Deniro, Lindsay Lohan, etc., but overall it was just bad. I think they were trying for making it so bad that it would end up being good, a forced B movie, but to me it was just bad. I did like the line, "Machete don't text." There were a few other cheesy lines like that and were good for a chuckle but nothing more.